Monday, May 2, 2011

Funny Tagalog Jokes and Quotes

tumabi
ko syo
at huminga
ng malalim
tinanong mo



bakit?



ngumiti ako...




nagtanong ka
ulit...





bakit nga?





bakit?masama bang huminga?!

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hanggang
san
ba
nasusukat
ang
pagibig?
hanggang
san
ba
napapatunayan
ang
pagmamahal?
sapat na
bang ipaglaban
mo ito
o
dapat nalang
sumuko?
hindi ko
alam
pero dapat
tandaan mo
wag kang tatakbo
pag may
aso.





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naranasan
mo nb
magmahal ng
PILAY?



hirap
db?



sakit ng ulo
kaka highblood
kaka asar
pero naranasan
mo nb
mahalin ng
PILAY?


sarap
db?


lalo na
pag
naghahabulan keo



d ka nya
mahabol!
wohoo!!!





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ang
PISO
ay d
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako



magreply ka!



mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!


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as i watched
d ants
crawl
upon d
wall,
i noticed
dat no
matter how
busy dey r
dey stil
stop and
communicate




i hope
we could
be lyk d
ANTS






nakakalakad
sa walls!!!


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d
most
painful
thing
dat
a
guy
cud
do
2his
girl
is
sit
wid
his
friends
and say
"pare,
look at her,
paniwalang paniwala
cyang
lalake
ako!"
damn pare!
d nya alam kaw mahal ko!
bruha cya!!!

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sa ating buhay maaring huminto ang oras, lumipas ang araw, magdaan ang taon ngunit isa ang sisiguraduhin ko. sa bawat umagang babangon ka may muta ka sa mata tyak yun!!

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ang luv parang ngipin
minsan duguan minsan masakit

prang utot din yan minsan
nalilihim,minsan bunyag

pero higit sa lahat
ang lab ay parang kulangot



di mo malalaman kung masarap
kung hindi mo titikman!!!

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sabi ng hangin mabait ka
sabi ng dagat matalino ka
sabi ng ilog at bundok cute ka



tama nga talaga ang sabe nila




sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan!!!

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wat if 1 day napadaan ka sa tambayan
ng CRUSH mo
nginitian ka nya
nagtinginan mga
tropa nia
dahil sumabay sya sayo
sabay sabing





cute,
may tagos ka!!!

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kagabi
nanaginip
ako




kumakain
daw ako
ng
cottoncandy
maraming
cottoncandy




maraming
cottoncandy




pagkagicng ko....





wala na
ko unan...


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sabe nila,
love makes
ur heart
beat fast








ur body feel
flushed with
exitement




and ur
mind go
around in
circles...








love kaya
yon?!






o gutom lang?

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if you want
to runaway
and you wana
get lost
coz
everything
seems
to be
a mess...
juz call me sa PLDT...








call me beybe beybe
beybe beybe beybe !

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Rihanna - What's My Name? ft. Drake

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Failure is a part of life and it doesn't mean that Life's over.. It's just a hindrance that needs to be succeeded

My Favorite female and male singers

Taylor Swift Biography

  • Born: 13 December 1989
  • Birthplace: Wyomissing, Pennsylvania
  • First Single: Tim McGraw
Taylor Swift is a country music singer-songwriter from Wyomissing, Pennsylvania. At an age when most teenagers are only beginning to find their identity and lay plans for the future, there has never been much doubt in Taylor's mind about her calling. Inspired by her maternal grandmother, a professional opera singer, Taylor took up singing early in life.
At the age of ten she began to perform around her hometown, singing at karaoke contests, festivals, and fairs. When she was eleven she sang the national anthem before a Philadelphia 76ers game. By the time she was 12, she had picked up the guitar and began practicing four hours each day, until her fingers started to bleed. To pursue her career in country music, Swift and her family moved near Nashville, Tennessee when she was 13. A showcase at the Nashville's Bluebird Cafe caught the attention of music-industry veteran Scott Borchetta, who had plans to create a new label and decided Swift was one of the first acts he wanted to sign.
In 2006, she had her first hit at the young age of 16, called "Tim McGraw", about a summer love. Since then, she has risen to fame as a successful teenage star and is also an Internet sensation.
Taylor Swift was nominated in 2007 by the Academy of Country Music as best new female vocalist.
Taylor Swift Photo

Taylor Swift Favorite Things:

  • Color: White
  • Food: Cheesecake… yum.
  • Holiday: Christmas
  • Hobby: Driving … FAST.
  • Season: Summer
  • Thing to do: Write songs
  • Thing to write about: LOVE… of course!
  • Artists: Miranda Lambert and Tim McGraw
  • Song: "Can’t Tell Me Nothin’" by Tim McGraw
  • Quality in other people:Honesty and sarcasm
  • Movie: "Love Actually"
  • Memory: Living on a farm.









*next post nlng ung kay j.b. :)